the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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