You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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