I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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