Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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