lets start a swedish sibling band together
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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