Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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