You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
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I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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