Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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