I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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