I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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