Fine. I'll sleep in my office
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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