I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize