My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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