It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Actions speak louder than pants.
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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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