Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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