When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Damn victory sex feels great
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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