HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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