Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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