Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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