remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
it's like iHOP with fire
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
So many bounce houses so little time
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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