This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
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woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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