I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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