Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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