"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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