just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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