so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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