Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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