My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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