I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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