Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
jump out the window naked night went bad
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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