i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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