I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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