I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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