Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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