Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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