i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i wish my penis had a tongue
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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