Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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