That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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