"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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