Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
The Olympian is in my bed
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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