either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
only if we run a train.
done.
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The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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