its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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