They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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