i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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