what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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