I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I love you. Go after that dick
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
