So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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