I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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Pants are for mortals
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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