She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
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my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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