i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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