i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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