oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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