I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
