IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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