Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
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