You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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