Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i dont even know how to be here
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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