Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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