i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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