How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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