What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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