gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I would fuck him just for his dog
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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